GUILTY PLEASURES. I am SO guilty.

How bad is WIFESWAP?
Why is it only on once a week? Where do they FIND these goddamn losers? Makes me feel quite fabulous about my parenting skills.
What about NIP/TUCK? I can't watch the procedures...nooooooo...thank god they have that music playing during surgery to let you know when it's safe to uncover your eyes. And the storyline..far out, it's SO BAD.
SURVIVOR. I am just limping from one t.v. atrocity to the next.
Kids have just watched something called Heavy Metal Junior on ABC, what a larf!!